For the reasonable rate of 2 M&Ms (or Smarties) per hour, Felix will provide childcare services for infants.
He will come to your house, appropriately dressed in nothing but a t-shirt, underpants, and a giant cheesy grin.
Felix believes that when a baby cries, it’s important to provide a train and not one, but two “night-nights.”
If all else fails, Felix is happy to use your infant’s head as a train track.
The train treatment has questionable efficacy.
He’s also available for naptime.
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